Jolliest Bunch of Doormat Milestones adding an extra touch of

adding an extra touch of holiday cheer

and adorned with delicate floral engravings

or place where “misfires” tend to happen

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by the mischief-makers at Unicorn Fart Productions

Jolliest Bunch of Doormat Milestones adding an extra touch of"Jolliest bunch of C$^nts" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults Only Potty Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows