Gleemax (Alternate Foil) [Unhinged] Ox Creatures can't attack you unless

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you

" —*Scroll of Beginnings*

tap all untapped creatures that share a creature type with it or untap all tapped creatures that share a creature type with it

put that card onto the battlefield

humans adapted to the water

Gleemax (Alternate Foil) [Unhinged] Ox Creatures can't attack you unlessSet: Unhinged Type: Legendary Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {1000000} You choose all targets for all spells and abilities. Help us . . . R&D under mental domination of alien brain in jar . . . only chance . . . Gleemax's blatant disregard for flavor text . . . send help